Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? Do your parents compose classical music? One hour I'm thinking of you and another I'm thinking of us. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Our best funny and cheesy pick up lines for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please sole use these pick up lines only if you are plucky or stupid enough! Are you French because Eiffel for you. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
|Mary GEORGIA||South Bend / USA||I like older man that is responsible and kind||RealDoll||follow...|
|Karen CHERYL||Chillicothe / USA||I’m looking for my love now.||Oral sex||follow...|
|Vernita EILEEN||Elizabethtown / USA||Nurse pick up line stories are fascinating to read especially those happening in real life.||Butt plug||follow...|
|Wanda ANDREA||Bradford / USA||Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.||Amateur Radio||follow...|
|Jennifer ROSLYN||Haines / USA||Looking to have fun, ready to try dating again. Not into sex for sport or FWB that is not for me. I am looking for someone to share my time with.||Master/slave (BDSM)||follow...|
|Jennifer SARA||Chillicothe / USA||If you choose me, don’t worry, I will look after you very well -)||Relaxing||follow...|
|Angel MARIANNE||Southington / USA||I will never betray a person who trusts me.||Erotic asphyxiation||follow...|
|Pamela DIANE||Ocean City / USA||Buscando quine me convenza de portarme mal||Love egg||follow...|
The Most SAVAGE Pick Up Lines Of All Time!L Blair: Married one and agree with about all of this.
Asia. Millz: Hail The Greek Future
Matador5135: I'm from quebec .The accent here is quite different of france maybe i really like the france accent it's amazing
Alek Sander: If i dated an Italian man that looked at another woman, finito.
Hana Bidon: The success of Croatian may have something to do with the speaker.
Ruby Games: I find it funny when the anglos can't tell which place they're from . saying this as an anglo montrealer XD
Hodan Ali: Puntualicty is not very commom in Mexico. IN BRAZIL THEN.
Nikola Jovic: Alan from brazil has the wrong flag
GZK Helper: This was really good! Can you do Portuguese too? :)
BryamBR: Would u guys PLEASE do one on dating a NIGERIAN MAN.Thanks
JoshM10: Turkish women are the best
Lucas Jordan: Do one about lebanese xd
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